Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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