Got a toothbrush?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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