I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
did you just send me my own nude
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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