i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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