that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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