Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
