she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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