We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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