Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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