Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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