I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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