i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I party with great urgency now.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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