new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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