operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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