so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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