this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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