Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm always down for nudity.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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