yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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