The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
