this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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