I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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