He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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