He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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