Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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