Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
as a side note pls kill me
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