Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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