I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
