Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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