Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Your penis caused this!
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