i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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