But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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