my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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