Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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