Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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