Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
