She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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