I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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