I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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