508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I will die if light touches me.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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