smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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