the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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