Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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