Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Pants are for mortals
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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