So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
sex on a bike is impossible
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