I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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