I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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