I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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