apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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