But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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