4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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