Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i out mim tonsoeep
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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